Ever wanted to tell the world just how you feel today? Lack the confidence to admit your coffee dependency? Having a weird social day and want people to know? Well look no further, it's... The Introvert Kit!™
For a limited time only (or not), you can purchase The Introvert Kit™ and let the inner you speak freely.
No longer must you stew inwardly - longing to politely, yet firmly tell the world how you feel!
No longer must you shudder internally when people recklessly and carelessly invade your social bubble.
No longer must you try and explain that your decision making abilities are null and void until you've had sufficient coffee.
The Introvert Kit™ has been carefully and painstakingly designed to cater to a variety of day to day circumstances. Simply select one of the TEN CARDS provided (gosh!) that suits the situation, and either insert into the provided cardholder, or simply show it to the offending person(s). Results may happen! SATISFACTION 100% GUARANTEED!*
*Restrictions and conditions apply, we make no guarantees. DISCLAIMER: The Introvert Kit™ is intended for purposes of fun only, don't take it too seriously (just a little bit).